no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You were trust falling into bushes
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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