Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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