I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
