just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cut my penus on the lid.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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