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That's how twitter works, right?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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