margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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