Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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