So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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