I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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