i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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