Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
