This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
