You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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