Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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