I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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