i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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