I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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