I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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