Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Come on in and take your pants off
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