I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i will never coherently bang her
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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