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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We had to coat check the pizza.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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