Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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