ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
