Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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