We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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