I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
its liver damage thursday
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