There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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