Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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