I hate your face
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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