brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely