Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂