Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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