Your dad touched me again.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Dating After Heartbreak
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win