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• (212): View more from New York

  brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.

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• (619): View more from California

  You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour

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• (518): View more from New York

  I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage

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• (315): View more from New York

  You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely

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