She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..