real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.