i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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