I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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