Cold hands, warm shart.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It's never too late to be topless.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
soo... how was my night?
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