How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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