you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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