So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
