weddingsv make me drug and hornr
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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