Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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