i can't believe i had my finger in that
you would pick up someone in the library
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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