I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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