ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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