I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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So squirting runs in the family.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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