Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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