I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
