Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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