wrigley field is MILF paradise
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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