What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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