i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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