Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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