I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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