So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle