Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately