if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize