i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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