Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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